♪ Theme song! ♪
♪ Cupcake and Dino Cupcake and Dino-o-oh ♪
♪ General Services that's what we do, we do ♪
♪ Cupcake and Dino Cupcake and Dino-o-oh ♪
♪ General Services and here's my bro ♪
-♪ We'll groom your pets! ♪ -♪ We'll mop your floor! ♪
♪ We'll deliver ninjas to your door ♪
♪ Cupcake and Dino Cupcake and Dino-o-oh ♪
♪ General Services ♪
[Dino] Hotdogs! Get your hotdogs! Processed-beef tubes! Meat on bread!
Cup, why aren't you slingin' doggies, Doggy?
One sec, Dino. The Mail Lady's about to use her finishing move on Studious Rob.
I'm sending you first class to the town of hurt!!
Ha-ha-ha! Classic Mail Lady! Incorrigible!
Wow, Cup, you really do love this wrestling stuff, huh?
Aw, sure do, Dino. It is my dream to be in that ring one day.
Until then, I study moves and keep my body tight.
Well, I'm just happy hawking soggy poodles for General Services.
Hotdogs! Who wants?! Who needs?! Hotdogs?!
Looks like a multi-dog moment. This is why we train.
Open all your mouths!!
[scatting]
-[groaning] -I mean,
-you could just hand them to people. -[growling]
[grunting]
[gasping]
[growling]
[operatic singing]
Mm. Doggy for your troubles, good sir?
[crowd cheering]
You there, Mr. Acrobatic Hot Shot Wiener guy.
Ah! It's Mandy Verve!
Aaah! I don't know who that is.
[Cupcake] He's the biggest wrestler of all time,
and the owner of the Big City Wrestling Championship League!
Son, those were the best moves I've seen since I did the best moves I've seen.
I want you in my wrestling league.
What?!! Ooh! Is everyone seeing this?! [screaming gibberish]
Here's a contract. I'm gonna make you a wrestling star, kid.
Okay. Okay. Small issue.
I'll only take the gig if my bro, Cup, can wrestle with me.
Oh. I... Me? Ha-ha-ha... Okay!
This guy? He looks like a pillow with legs.
I wanna cuddle him and rest on his belly.
I wanna cry into him when things go wrong.
-No bro, no show. -Fine. Deal.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to do 40 jumping jacks.
-Ha! Ha! Ha! -Two, three, 13... [gasping]
He did 10 before he hit the ground, Dino! I can't believe it!
We're gonna be wrestlers, Dino! This is the best General Service ever!
Oh, thank you!
Little bonus for you there.
Wow. Polyester. It doesn't breathe, and it makes you stink, but...
No, you know what? That's it. Polyester!
Okay, Dino, before we start, are you sure about your wrestling name?
-Positive. -Okay, so I'm Nightmare and you're...
Swan! Honk to that.
Now tell me, Nightmare, how do I wrestle? Is it like this?
You really have your own narrative going on up there, huh?
Alright. Don't worry, Dino, I will teach you everything you need to know
with my cherished wrestling-rule manual.
All the rules and moves that make up good wrestling.
I know this manual like the back of my hand.
You know, I never really understood that expression, "back of my hand."
I mean, how well do you really know the back of your hand? You know?
Wh-what is it? No, yeah, I guess I know that pretty well. There's my scar. Huh.
-You ready to get started, or you wanna-- -Sure. Yeah.
[rock music]
[no audible dialogue]
[crowd roaring]
Listen to that crowd, Dino! They love us!
Look, they're gonna play our intro video!
♪ Nightmare and Swan ♪
♪ Fighting off big monster guys and monster girls ♪
♪ I'm your worst nightmare ♪
♪ And I'm Swan ♪
Ha! How's my star wrestler?
Hey, Pillow Man, why are you dressed for action?
Superstar tag team Nightmare & Swan, ready to bring pounds of pain!
Honk. For sure, yeah.
You're kidding! Ha-ha-ha! You're way too puny to wrestle.
-Wh... What? But... but you said--- -Yeah, I say a lot of things.
You, get ready! I'm gonna go out and introduce you.
Hey, hey. I'm not going out there without you, Cup. Let's go home.
Dino, wait! We can't walk away from that crowd. Listen to them!
-[crowd roaring] -[Dino whistling]
We can't disappoint our fans, Dino. Oh! I've got it!
I can be... your manager! What do you think?
And now the debut match of your new favourite wrestler...
-Swan!!! -[wild cheering]
-You sure about this, Cup? -Yeah, Dino! It'll be great!
I'm gonna manage you all the way to the tippy top.
You get in the ring, I'll give you the skinny on these wrestlers.
We'll take 'em down together!
[soft flute music]
[Cupcake] Loud Mindy. She annoys people with her flute playing.
Lemme show you how it's done.
[single sharp note]
-[crowd exclaiming] -[grunting]
-Oh! -[cheering]
-Ho-ho! -Yeah! Ta-ta!
[neighing]
That's the Stirrup Kid! Weakness: Apples.
-[growling] -[bell dinging]
-Ah! -Oh! Dino!
-[whinnying] -[crowd cheering]
Tall Dave! Very ticklish on the back of his knees!
Oh, man...
[bell dinging]
[Tall Dave laughing]
[boom!]
-[wild cheering] -[bell dinging]
♪ Nightmare and Swan... ♪
Ugh. I am glad this wrestling gig is ending after the match tomorrow.
My body is sore. Mostly from the polyester.
-It just doesn't breathe! -What?!
Dino, your wrestling career is just getting started.
Yeah, it's just wrestling is more your thing, Cup.
My thing is more like not wrestling.
Hey, maybe we could switch jobs.
Think about it: Nightmare, jumping off the corner thingy--
Turnbuckles...
Doing all the moves in that manual you keep hidden in your underwear.
Heh. Yeah...
I mean, no. You heard Mandy: I'm too puny.
Besides, it's fun being your manager. Check out these ringside expressions.
Look at this, look at this. Everybody, like: Ah!
-And I do: Ooh! Ugh! -Oh, I know this one!
Angry at ref. Angry at ref!
-And then... -[cawing]
Cocky wocky! Cocky wocky! So good!
Okay, okay, uh, lemme try one.
-Uh, I don't... I don't know this. -I'm calling the massage shop.
Wanna book an hour after all this running around.
[Cupcake] And Nightmare lunges in the air for a flying drop kick! Taaaa!
Nightmare's in a headlock! What a force! He's too big and definitely too powerful!
Aw... Cup should be in that ring. I gotta do something.
Honk...
Ladies and gentlemen, tonight, the champion, the Mail Lady,
faces our challenger, Swan!
-So without further ado-- -Wait! I have ado!
I officially change this match to a no-holds-barred tag-team bout
with my best bro, Cup, AKA... Nightmare!!
-What?! -You can't do that!
Well, according to article 15, clause A, in the wrestling rule manual...
[both] ...if a challenger's won all their matches,
they can change the type of match they wish to wrestle!
Of course!
And we wanna challenge Mandy Verve to fight us too.
Nobody calls my bro puny. Unless it's in a nice way.
But I'd have to hear it.
Context would be very important! Very important!!
[cheering]
-[wild cheering] -[Cupcake] Ha-ha!
You used that sneak-attack trick in Wrestle-ama 24, 25 and 26!
I know your every move!
[Dino chanting] Nightmare! Nightmare!
[all] Nightmare! Nightmare! Nightmare!
[all chanting]
-Ah!! -Wah!
[Cupcake screaming]
She gave me the Return To Sender! This is the best day of my life!
-Dino!!! -[operatic singing]
Dah!
-Oh... -[tweeting]
Alright, if we're gonna win this thing,
I need you to get your headband around Mandy.
-Got it! -[laughing]
[Dino screaming gibberish]
-Yah! -Ah! Polyester!
-It doesn't breathe! My only weakness!! -[thump]
I know! It was in your book, which I read 15 times!!
-Oh! -One, two, tres, and you're done!
-[bell dinging] -We did it! We actually did it!
[celebratory gibberish]
-We did it! [gibberish continues]
-[Dino] On top! On top! On top! -[Cupcake] Ooh!
-Oh yeah! -Hey, Cup, are we about to get trampled?
Yup. Pummeled by the Mail Lady.
All thanks to you, Dino - the best body-slam partner ever.
Aw.
-Whoa. -This is gonna hurt.
-[crickets chirring] -[thunderous boom]
-[beeping] -[Cupcake] Remember when you...
-That move you made? -Yeah, I was, like: Mh!
-You were all, like: "Ba-pa-pa-pa..." -Yeah, th-that's exactly what I was like!
Oh, and then the look on her face when she... Come on!
I love wrestling. And I love applesauce.
And I love feeding people applesauce, so it's a great day for everyone.
-[beeping] -[tooth clicking on the floor]
There they are! My favourite grandsons getting their stock on.
Ah...
Yeah! Stocking items is like a glimpse into the future.
What will people buy? These things!
So positive. You get that from me. Hey!
Get your paws off that pineapple! I got dibs!
I've had it up to here with these bananas, boys. They're all bruised.
Mr. Rollbar! [chuckling nervously]
We were just...
Uh... what's a banana?
Are the bananas bruised, or do they just have a colourful past?
Hmm. I never thought of it that way. In that case, I'll take them all!
-Oh! How did you do that? -Isn't it obvious? He's a natural!
Sharkleen Finnegan's the name, real estate's the game.
Or rather, it's my job.
Real estate is not a game.
[gasping] Your blazer... it's solid gold!
So sparkly. And undoubtedly very heavy.
It is. But that's the price and the privilege
of being Big City's number-one real-estate agent.
At my firm, top earners earn top blazers.
-I'd like to top earn a top blazer! -You can. If you'll fill in for me.
Consider it a general service. I'm in desperate need of a vacay.
...tion. Va... vacation? Is that...? Okay, I gotcha. Yeah, I got ya.
We'd love to help! I've always thought I'd make a great real-estate agent.
Me, too! I once found a nice home for a worm inside an apple,
and I put it right over...
Somewhere. Eh.
Great! Meet me at 42 Sycamore St. in one hour,
and I'll give you the real-estate rundown.
Oh, and wear these. Purple blazers are for beginners.
But soon, you may earn a golden blazer of your own.
-[both gasping] -[both] Blazer buds!!
[salesman voice] Hello there. Cup's the name, real estate's the game!
Dino's the name and Dino's... the name.
That's... You should change the second one. It's... That's fine.
Come along, bag boy.
I... don't even... work... at Goody Bag.
Alright, real-estate lesson number one:
You're not selling houses, you're selling dreams.
Oh, I love dreams! Except for bad ones. But even they have their charms.
Exactly. The key to real estate is finding the silver lining.
-Like, how would you describe this house? -[Cupcake] Small.
-[Dino] Petite. -[Cupcake] Tiny.
Or you could call it "cozy."
Oh... I see what you mean. It's about being positive.
So if a house were really old, you might call it...
Oh, uh, disgusting!
Yeah, we'll work on that. Have a nice vacay!
...tion. It's... it's vacation.
[up-tempo music]
You've done a bang-up job, boys. Not only did I have a great vacay--
...tion.
--but you're only one sale away from earning your golden blazers.
[excited quaver]
All you gotta do is sell this beaut.
[crashing]
Sharkleen? No offence, but this "beaut" isn't like the other houses we sold.
It's a total dump! Again, Sharkleen, no offence.
Is it a dump, Cup? Or... is it just waiting
for the right person to show it some love?
Great spin, Dino. Now why don't you boys tidy the place up,
while I go rustle up some potential buyers?
You can count on us!
[sighing]
Neat. Disposable door.
Ooh! Check out these hardwood floors!
No unforgiving concrete for the lucky owner of this beaut.
This is no beaut, Dino! What about that huge hole in the wall?!
[squawking]
I call that an unfinished window.
Oh, yeah? What do you call this?
Comes with pets!
That's a bit much. Okay, uh...
and what about these steps? Now, that's just a hazard!
Or... is it a great way to exercise? Huh? Huh?
Dino, I know you're trying to stay positive,
but saying this house is anything but a dump is a lie.
Come on. All that stands in the way
of this place becoming someone's dream home is looove.
Would you throw away a perfectly good glass of milk just because it went sour?
-Yeah. -Fair enough.
But would you cast aside your favourite jeans
just 'cause they had a little rip?
Would ya? To your jeans?
No, I'd fix the jean rip. If I wore jeans. Or pants!
Exactly! Now you're back on the Silver Lining Express
to Possibility Town!
Toot-toot, toot-toot!
[sighing] Ta-toot.
Okay, lemme give it a try.
This carpet isn't horribly burned, it is lightly charred! Ah, I don't know.
[creaking] [crashing]
Look! Easy access to the basement!
You could install a firefighter's pole. For fun!
You are way too good at this.
What is going on in your brain?
-[excited kids' chatter] -[happy humming]
Positivity. Now let's get cleanin'
so everyone can see the sparkle on this hidden gem.
Yeah, a gem so hidden, it's completely invisible.
[low growling]
Only one more pillow to fluff and...
[sneezing]
-Perfect. -[low growling]
Um... did you hear that?
Hear what? My sneeze? It was rather aggressive.
-For a sneeze. -[knocking]
Alright! The sweet sounds of our first potential customer.
-[both] Grandma Steak?! -Hi, boys.
Steak is here, so cover your ears. Steak!!! Love the blazers.
Your grandmother's very keen on buying, gents.
Why don't you show her around?
Actually, I don't think this is the right place for you, Grandma.
Nonsense! I'm sure it's lovely.
My grandsons would never, ever stand behind a faulty product. Ever!
Grandma, we have something very important to tell you.
-[sighing] -You should definitely buy this house!!
It's perfect! What a house!
What a house is what you'll tell yourself after you buy this house!
Close the deal. Your golden blazers await.
Oh, you and this house have so much in common, Grandma.
For starters, you're both such charmers. Uh-oh. Eh-heh.
[giggling] Oh, stop it, you! No, keep going.
-Keep going! -[sighing]
And here's your master bathroom, complete with bidet.
Très chic.
And your very own fireplace!
Oh, there's so much you can do with this place, Grandma.
You just have to visualize the possibilities.
Hmm. This place does seem perfect, Dino.
Perfect?! Dino, could I borrow you for a sec?
Absolutely! Feel free to keep perusing,
but don't have too much fun without me, okay? You old gal.
-[laughter] -Okay, listen, Dino.
Y-you can look at this place through rose-coloured glasses all you want--
-Thank you. -But... we can't sell it to Grandma Steak.
-It's dangerous! -Dangerous?
Sure, it might need a little fixeroo, but that's just part of the fun!
-Be positive, Cup! -[screaming]
Grandma Steak!? Let's go! Come on!
-[screaming and growling] -She's in the basement! This way!
Firefighter's pole would've been a real time-saver.
Dino, come on!!
[panting] Are you okay, Grandma Steak?
I'm alright, but that guy stinks!
[roaring]
Ah!! It's a garbage monster!!
Or is it a built-in garbage-disposal unit?
Give it up, Dino! This place is beyond terrible!
There's a literal monster in the basement!
Oh! Do you expect me to trash this house - no offence -
just because it comes with a perfectly nice tenant?
[roaring]
Mm. And a live-in chef.
Fine! If you won't help me take out the trash, I'll do it myself.
-[growling] -En garde!
-[growling] -So you wanna fight dirty, eh?
-Well, take this! -[growling]
-And this! -[roaring]
Does that toaster still work?
-'Cause I'll... I'll take that. -[monster grunting]
As you can see, this basement is chock-full of antiques. Ah!
With tons of storage space for all your knickknacks.
And it would make a great spot for a dartboard, speaking of which...
-Whoa! -It really is an exciting space.
[roaring]
[screaming]
Dino! Help me!
Ew! He's getting garbage juice in my wrapper. You gotta do something!
Uh... uh... uh, b-b-but you're having fun with your new friend?
No, you're not. Um, but garbage juice is good for you? Uh...
-Dino!! Help!!! -[high-pitched meowing]
There's no silver lining here! Spit out my brother, you heap of trash!
-Take this rusty old sink! -[roaring]
And this broken light fixture!!
And these rotten support beams!!
-[creaking] -Man, this place really is a dump.
[screaming]
-[screaming] -[trash crunching]
Oh! Thanks for saving me, Dino. Oh, I really need a shower.
You can use the bidet! Sorry, still in that mode.
-[rumbling] -Uh, Dino,
you didn't rip out all of the support beams, did you?
No, just most of them.
-This tour is officially over! Run! Run! -[all screaming]
[low growling]
Uh-oh.
Ah... Sorry for trying to sell you a bum house, Grandma.
I was having so much fun looking for the positives
that I didn't see all the negatives.
Or the fleas. They are so, so tiny.
No worries, Dino. The important thing is, we didn't all get crushed in this dump.
-Is it still for sale? -But it's just a pile of rubble.
And not even nice rubble. There, I said it. I said it and I meant it.
I didn't want the house anyway. Just the land so I can build a new house,
and flip it! Now, who do I make the cheque out to?
-Shark Bait Realty. -Pleasure doing business with you.
Steak out!
Great work, boys. You've earned your golden blazers.
Mm... No, thanks, Sharkleen.
I don't think the real-estate biz is for us.
Or is it that the General Services biz is a better fit?
Oh-ho. Yep, there it is.
Great spin, Cup.
Well, feel free to keep your purple blazers
in case you ever change your minds. I'm outee!
That's... Is that gone?
-Alright! -[both] Blazer buds, Volume II!
-[growling softly] -[flies buzzing]
Looks like you're in the market for a new house.
[epic music]